Prime Performers Week Four

QB – Drew Brees – Tenacious tD – 32.72

Brees capped off the comeback of the season for Tenacious tD
413 Passing Yards
4 Passing TD
2 Rushing Yards

RB1 – Adrian Peterson – Pierces Getaway Carr – 26

140 Rushing Yards
2 Rushing TD

RB2 – Darren Sproles – Jeff Fisher’s Beard – 24.2

28 Rushing Yards
Rushing TD
114 Receiving Yards
2 Receiving TD
Fumble Lost

WR1 – Torrey Smith – ThUnder Dawgs – 22.6

166 Receiving Yards
Receiving TD

WR2 – Nate Washington – Tenacious tD – 22.5

Cro, Hold my D!!!!
105 Receiving Yards
2 Receiving TD

WR3 – Victor Cruz – 4th and Drunk – 22.4

Sweet celebration bro… Might want to hold off on the salsa till you win a game. Celebrating with no wins in not a good look.
164 Receiving Yards
1 Receiving TD

TE – Tony Gonzalez – ThUnder Dawgs – 26.9

Gonzalez was just a part of The ThUnder Dawgs collective team effort.
149 Receiving Yards
2 Receiving TD

K – David Akers – Kilin Time – 18

40-49 yds – 2
20-39 yds – 2
PAT – 4

DEF – Tennessee – Jeff Fisher’s Beard – 23

Alterraun Verner earned this picture, but Geno outdid him with Butt Fumble 2.0. Geno was VERY lucky to not have committed a safety earlier in the game too.
13 Points Allowed
5 Sacks
2 INT
2 Fumble Recovery
Touchdown

DEF – Indianapolis – Layin’ Woodson – 23

3 Points Allowed
4 Sacks
3 INT
Touchdown

Nave-Po IV All Nave-Po Team

First Team

QB – Robert Griffin III – ThUnder Dawgs – 274.9

RB1 – Arian Foster – Rex Ryans Gut – 211.9

RB2 – Adrian Peterson – Layin’ Woodson – 210.1

WR1 – AJ Green – Two Mannings One Cup – 174.5

WR2 – Calvin Johnson – Pimpin Aint Breesy – 168.8

WR3 – Brandon Marshall – Two Mannings One Cup – 166.2

TE – Rob Gronkowski – 4th and Drunk – 132.8

K – Matt Bryant – Rex Ryan’s Gut – 137

DEF – Chicago – Kilin Time – 180

Second Team

QB – Drew Brees – Layin’ Woodson – 258.56

RB1 – Doug Martin – The Dutch Runners – 206

RB2 – Ray Rice – The Dutch Runners – 176.1

WR1 – Demaryius Thomas – The Raging Teboners – 153.4

WR2 – Vincent Jackson – 4th and Drunk – 145.4

WR3 – Dez Bryant – ThUnder Dawgs – 144.4

TE – Tony Gonzalez – Layin’ Woodson – 119

K – Lawrence Tynes – 4th and Drunk – 136

DEF – New England – ThUnder Dawgs – 143

Third Team

QB – Tom Brady – Terwilliger – 256.98

RB1 – Trent Richardson – The Raging Teboners – 164.6

RB2 – Marshawn Lynch – Golden Taint – 160.7

WR1 – Victor Cruz – Kilin Time – 136.6

WR2 – Reggie Wayne – Golden Taint – 131.6

WR3 – Julio Jones – The Dutch Runners – 131

TE – Jimmy Graham – Two Mannings One Cup – 113.4

K – Stephen Gostkowski – Carl Winslow’s Son – 133

DEF – Denver – 5AUCED – 138

Prime Performers Week Five

QB – Andrew Luck – Navesink Chiefs – 29.88

Andrew Luck played Chuck Strong in week five, the first week without their head coach Chuck Pagano. Luck led all QBs for the week, but was benched behind Phil Rivers on the Chiefs this week. He may get the nod in weeks to come.

RB1 – Ahmad Bradshaw – Layin’ Woodson – 26.9

Things looked scary for Bradshaw owners as he fumbled the ball on his first carry of the game Sunday, but every play after that went great. Bradshaw showed off his patented TD celebration spike.

RB2 – Arian Foster – Rex Ryan’s Gut – 22.8

Me – Hey Arian, can I get your hat?
Arian – I’m in the middle of thrashing the Jets defense.

WR1 – Marques Colston – Navesink Chiefs – 31.1

Marques Colston, entering your living room. Colston led all receivers in points this week, mostly thanks to his three touchdowns.

WR2 – Reggie Wayne – Ron Mexico’s Bulldog – 27.2

Reggie Wayne was also Chuck Strong as he scored his only touchdown of the week. Wayne tallied most of his points in yardage.

WR3 – Percy Harvin – Rex Ryan’s Gut – 23.6

Mr. Migrane had a game to remember in week five. He put up enough points to secure the third prime performer slot.

TE – Tony Gonzalez – Tenacious tD – 18.3

The newcomer to Tenacious tD had a hell of an introductory week. Unfortunately for Victor it was not enough to overcome Layin’ Woodson.

K – Blair Walsh – Layin’ Woodson – 13

Blair Walsh also contributed to Layin’ Woodson’s big week five output.

DEF – Chicago – Kilin Time – 28

The Bears have made the Prime Performers list their home away from Chicago. Peanut Tillman had yet another interception in week five, and he also brought it back for a TD. Might as well start calling the Bears’ Defense the Bears’ Second Offense.

100 Club

Teams that average more than 100 points per week.

• Kilin Time – 106.3
• Layin’Woodson – 103.1
• Ron Mexico’s Bulldog – 102.1