Nave-Po IV All Nave-Po Team

First Team

QB – Robert Griffin III – ThUnder Dawgs – 274.9

RB1 – Arian Foster – Rex Ryans Gut – 211.9

RB2 – Adrian Peterson – Layin’ Woodson – 210.1

WR1 – AJ Green – Two Mannings One Cup – 174.5

WR2 – Calvin Johnson – Pimpin Aint Breesy – 168.8

WR3 – Brandon Marshall – Two Mannings One Cup – 166.2

TE – Rob Gronkowski – 4th and Drunk – 132.8

K – Matt Bryant – Rex Ryan’s Gut – 137

DEF – Chicago – Kilin Time – 180

Second Team

QB – Drew Brees – Layin’ Woodson – 258.56

RB1 – Doug Martin – The Dutch Runners – 206

RB2 – Ray Rice – The Dutch Runners – 176.1

WR1 – Demaryius Thomas – The Raging Teboners – 153.4

WR2 – Vincent Jackson – 4th and Drunk – 145.4

WR3 – Dez Bryant – ThUnder Dawgs – 144.4

TE – Tony Gonzalez – Layin’ Woodson – 119

K – Lawrence Tynes – 4th and Drunk – 136

DEF – New England – ThUnder Dawgs – 143

Third Team

QB – Tom Brady – Terwilliger – 256.98

RB1 – Trent Richardson – The Raging Teboners – 164.6

RB2 – Marshawn Lynch – Golden Taint – 160.7

WR1 – Victor Cruz – Kilin Time – 136.6

WR2 – Reggie Wayne – Golden Taint – 131.6

WR3 – Julio Jones – The Dutch Runners – 131

TE – Jimmy Graham – Two Mannings One Cup – 113.4

K – Stephen Gostkowski – Carl Winslow’s Son – 133

DEF – Denver – 5AUCED – 138

Week in Review – 9/15

Week One Revisited

When week one came to an end, there were five teams that broke the century mark for the week. Four of them were able to take home the victory, while Greg’s Terwilliger were unlucky to receive a loss. Brian’s Layin’ Woodson had the biggest blowout victory of the week, taking down the defending champion ThUnder Dawgs by 33.96 points.

Bears @ Packers Starts Off Week Two

Week two got off to a start with the Bears @ Packers on Thursday night. It is safe to say that anyone who used players in this game other than the two defenses was disappointed with their teams output. I got killed by the lack of production from Jay Cutler, and the troublesome injury to my team’s bell cow Matt Forte. The two combined for a measly 14.24. The redeeming factor is that my opponent Pimpin Aint Breesy also struggled to score, combining for 7.2 points from Brandon Marshall and Randall Cobb. Other notable ineptitude came from James Jones, (5AUCED, -.1 points) Alshon Jeffery, (Ron Mexico, .7 points) Jermichael Finley, (Ron Mexico, .6 points) and Aaron Rodgers (The Raging Teboners, 11.16 points.)

Movers and Shakers

The newest member of Two Mannings One Cup, A.J. Green

The week between One and Two also saw the second trade in the league’s young history. This swap saw AJ Green and Kevin Ogletree trading in their Teboners’ Uniform for that of Two Mannings. In return, Sidney Rice and Trent Richardson will be donning their new Teboners’ jersey in week two. Hogan made it known earlier in the week that Green was on the block, and it didn’t take long for him to work out a deal.

Carl’s Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week

I’m having trouble embedding the video, so here is a link to Carl’s Week Two pick.